Pirate Chicks Contest

Panel 1> Blancaflor is looking through a spyglass.  The panel is tight around Blancaflor’s face with the ed of the spyglass front and center in the reader’s view.  An image of a burning ship in on the lens.

Blancaflor says “We’ll wait for the fire to die down and then we’ll board.”

Panel 2> Belinda is swinging across on a rope.  As she swings, she’s yelling, “Screw that, let’s board them now!”

A word balloon has Blancaflor screaming “Belinda, wait!”

Panel 3> The panel shows a burning deck.  Belinda is looking down with a sword in her hand.  Her entire body is just a pitch black outline surrounded by flames.  Her eyes are glowing demonically.  The impression to aim for is completely terrifying.

Panel 4> A dirty looking crew of sailors are looking up.  They are scared senseless.  One of them has dropped his sword.   Another soldier has a wet spot forming on his pants from where he pissed himself.  Even a parrot sitting on the shoulder of one of the shoulders looks scared.

Panel 5> A torso shot of Belinda looking down.  The view is from her chest up.  Her shirt looks burnt and is smoking in places.  She is still surrounded by flames.  She has her sword raised high.  “Surrender now, dogs!”

Panel 6> The same shot of the crew but now their expressions have changed.  Instead of cowering in fear, they all have their mouths open like lovesick puppies.  Their jaws are open, tongues hanging out and maybe little hearts rising above them.

Panel 7> Same torso shot of Belinda.  Now she looks even angrier.  “Oh, I see how it is!  You men are such pigs!  You have no respect for the certain doom about to fall on you just because you’re too busy looking at my #$@& chest!”

Panel 8> Blancaflor is now standing beside Belinda.  The flames have died down and Blancaflor’s clothes look perfectly normal while Belinda’s shirt is covered in soot and with open patches.  Blancaflor looks very smug; like someone who has been proven right for once.  Blancaflor says “Oh, Belinda . . .”  

Panel 9> The panel shows both of them standing side by side.  Belinda’s shirt is still looking slightly burned, but her pants are completely disintegrated by the fire she swung through earlier.  Belinda is looking down between her legs with an embarrassed look on her face.  Her legs are bare and the only thing covering her bare pelvic region is Blancaflor’s word balloon, “It’s not your chest they’re looking at.”